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Introduction
Welcome all present and future citizens of Ankh-Morpork. So that peace and order may reign in our fair city, allow me to lay down a few ground rules.
There shall be no gratuitious killing, it is an offence punishable by imprisonment in the dankest cells of the City Watch. If you wish someone inhumed, please take out a contract with the Assassins' Guild.
There shall be no unlicenced theft. The Theives Guild is extrememly protective of their territory, and most unlicenced theives soon end up as unlicenced anchors.
We are all here to have fun. You will do so.
This game is not to be taken too seriously. Anyone found taking things too seriously will be dumped on the
Ankh and stood upon until they sink.
For further information, please refer to the Rules of Play. These are very important, and I strongly suggest you read them.
Lord Havelock Vetinari
Patrician
Ankh-Morpork
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